That Demotivational Poster
GREY SCORPION - A TRIBUTE -
THE PUBIC HARE - one of the few animals not hunted for it's skin.
THE MIDDLE EAST - And we wonder why these guys kill themselves...
NEWS ORGANIZATIONS - making sure you get nothing but the truth
JOSEF FRITZL - An animal. A monster. A DIY hero.
IT WAS THAT GUY - He let the dogs out !
SO, LONE STAR, - Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
FOR SCIENCE!!! - Worth giving up your sanity for.
INBREEDING - What happens when your gene pool is the size of a parking lot puddle.
PREDATOR DRONE -
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD... - PLEASE STOP THAT SHIT!
FACTS OF LIFE -
BI-POLAR BEARS -
ONE WEEKEND A MONTH - My ass
OH MY GOD!!! - Its that dreaded beast from South America! The Chupasofa!!!
WHEN I WAS YOUNG -
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -
BOOTY CALL -
HERCULES, HERCULES -
EPIC GOTH FAIL! - No normal goth should look like that! How can her parents live with that! And is she trying to be a bunny rabbit . . . cos it ain't working!!!
IN - CRINGE - MENT - The act of looking out the back door to see how the children are doing. Usually followed by HOLY @#$%!!!
BEING - To the world you're just one person, but to one person you're the world.
MANAGEMENT VS ENGINEERING -
LIBRARIANS - One time I was in Chicago, perusing their local library. I wanted to rent a book, but the librarian said I needed proof I was a resident of Chicago. So I stabbed him.
EARTH'S BEAUTY - enhanced with complimentary high explosives
TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.
JUST DESERTS -
DANKE SCHOEN -
THE HIT - You didn't really think Dorothy went through a tornado, a forest of evil trees, dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all for a stupid pair of red shoes did you?
GIMME AN L - gimme another L L again please oh, how about... L
CHEESE WHIZ - Because peanut butter gets boring after a while. Right, Sparky? *zzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppp*
STALKER - He just doesn't seem to understand... that Protective Order was NOT her way of playing "hard to get"
CEREAL KILLERS -
CUSTOMER SERVICE -
THE BLUE WHALE -
SAGE ADVICE - Sometimes it will keep you from being roasted alive
MOMMY, LOOK!!! - I made you a wiener dog out of those funny little cotton things you keep in the bathroom! Isn't it great? Mommy? Why is your face turning red?
CHICKEN WINGS -
DEMON HORSE OF DENVER - This is what you first see landing in Denver International Airport. I mean we know the Broncos suck and all but really?
ATLATL - A stick used to throw another stick further then you could throw the stick without the other stick
FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!
I'M NOT CHEATING! - I'm just looking for simple solutions to complex problems.
HIGH SCHOOL REUNIONS - "Oh Yeah, Now I Remember You!"
BE YOURSELF - “I'm criticized all over the world for wearing a toupee. So let's let this serve the world as notice that it's my hair. It may not be pretty, but it's me.” Donald Trump
HELEN OF TROY -
THIS SIGN -
even Hitler -
FIRST TIME - Yes, it was the first time for me. I was a little afraid. You were amazing. Let me catch my breath. Of course I want to do it again. Harder please this time. OK, tire swing, here we go !
SHREKS TOOTHBRUSH -
APRONS - not really needed with jeans and a t-shirt
TRYING - Is the first step to failure.
VISITING - When we have company, they usually don't overstay their welcome.
CHILDREN - Don't make them when you are drunk.
YEA BOY!!!!! - THAT'S MY JAM
IDIOT - Now thats an idiot
TWO BLONDES -
JUNGLE MYTH #1 -
CROSS ARM BAR - Yeah pretty cool but still missing the oil.
HISTORY IS HISTORY -
THE SIMPLE PLEASURES - Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother.... upside the head.
THAT’S RIGHT -
CIRCUS GIRL -
FAIRY TALES REDUX - In this version of the story, the "happy ending" comes when Red Riding Hood gets eaten by the Big Bad Wolf.
RIDING A SCOOTER -
FLUORESCENT BULBS - An integral part of any good hardcore wrestling match.
GANGLAND BEAT-DOWN - Animal Planet Style.
MOWING THE LAWN -
OLD SCHOOL FATALITY -
YOUR SON IS A WINNER -
THE ONLY THINGS CO-PILOTS NEED TO SAY - Nice Landing, Sir I'll Buy The First Round I'll Take The Fat Chick
RABID SHEEP -
FISH & CHIPS - This Is How It Was Invented
THE HOLY GRAIL - FOUND IT!
BUTT DRILLING - Who To Call When Ex-Lax Just Ain't Enough
A STORM IN A GLASS OF WATER -
PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!
MONUMENTAL DELUSION - Hey Ladies, Check Out This Winner
THIS IS WHY -
WATERSHIP DOWN 2 - The untold story: After the carnage!
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